Is it real?

I have been getting this question pretty often lately: "Is it edible?"  Many customers come to my shop smell the yummy smells of pastries but ask if certain ones are real or just "pretend." I feel honored, that some consider my treats pretty enough not to eat. But...it is sooo much better in your belly. Trust me on this one. I am a highly experienced taste tester. (After all, quality control is very important!)

So, I decided to make the following sign...

The only things that still receive the "is it real" question are my handmade sugar cookie ornaments. These particular ones are in honor of our university football team, The Iowa Hawkeyes.